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Psychic Bob: The pink Hungry Hippo is Pisces and the green one is Libra

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. The second statement can be logically inferred by the first, when you think about it.

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Graduate repossessed by Student Loans Company

BAILIFFS have repossessed a graduate on the grounds that he will never earn enough to repay his student loan, it has emerged.

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