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Psychic Bob: Have your first bite of mince pie before pulling a disgusted face and spitting it out

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) NASA probe Pioneer 11 enters your sign this week, beaming footage of the time you wet yourself in the school play back to cheering scientists at Mission Control.

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Elf on the shelf also judging adults

THE ELF on the shelf, who watches children to ensure they are being good for Santa, is also reporting what their parents get up to.

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