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Psychic BobGemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)Your new girlfriend is quiet and unassuming, maybe slightly aloof, as if butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth. And of course, butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth, what with you keeping her in the freezer.

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Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I suspect that my husband is having an affair with my sister, but I haven’t yet been able to prove anything. Last night, I walked in to find my sister sitting astride my husband with her top off, lipstick smeared all over her face and his, shouting ‘ride me, cowboy!’. At first I was extremely angry, but my sister assures me she was simply attempting to retrieve a contact lens, and that my husband had very kindly stepped in to help. I don’t want to be presumptuous, but I have a feeling something fishy is going on. Do you think I should confront them?ImeldaLowestoft

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