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Psychic BobCancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)If you can’t stand the heat get out of the kitchen, take your top off and then get back in the kitchen and cook my fucking dinner.

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Fat Causes Fatness, Say Experts

THE fat that is in food could be the same as the fat that is in people, experts claimed last night.

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