Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) In your local hipster coffee shop ‘skinny white’ is the most popular coffee order and a description of the staff.

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Drug laws only work on the over-30s

BRITAIN’S drug laws only work against 35-year-olds who have been ground down by years of inconvenience, it has been claimed.

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