Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) This week you see a weird news item where David Cameron has one of his little chats in a factory and none of the staff look like they want to kick his face through a skylight.

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15,000 horny morons at risk from virus

THOUSANDS of randy, stupid computer owners are at risk from a virus attached to obviously fraudulent emails.

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