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Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) If you can remove an item that appears on both sides of an equation, Foghorn Leghorn’s name can be simplified to Fog Leg.

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Danger Mouse to get gritty origin story

A NEW version of Danger Mouse will reveal how the main character lost an eye during torture.

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