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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) Liven up work by proposing, as an alternative to a think tank, a contemplation submarine.

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Vets taking the absolute piss

VETS are charging up to £70 to stick a needle in a cat, it has emerged.

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