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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) This week you come across Richard Dawkins in a computer room, repeatedly playing the advert where the kid asked ‘Daddy or chips?’.

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Usain Bolt not leaving Scotland alive, confirm officials

GLASGOW’S Commonwealth Games officials have confirmed that Usain Bolt is a dead man walking.

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