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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) Historians can be so fickle – Lady Godiva was immortalised for riding through Coventry naked on a horse but cycling through Halfords with your cock out didn’t even make the regional news bulletin.

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Seven year-olds to be taught how to end relationships via text

PRIMARY schoolchildren are to be educated in ending relationships by text, email, and Skype.

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