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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow, don’t stop – it’ll soon be here. And it’ll be almost identical to the four thousand days before it.

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Bill Gates to buy GQ and burn it to the ground

BILL Gates is to buy men’s magazine GQ, sack everyone, evacuate the building and set fire to it.

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