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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) Time for a chat with your manager after he discovers you’re having your work mail delivered to the office toilets. Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)? The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Actually, hang on, I think it might be dead.

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Pretty much everything a threat to global security

SCOTTISH independence, ISIS, the Ebola virus and the performance of Chetna on The Great British Bake-Off are all significant risks to global security.

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