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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) People say you’re like Marmite – a lot of them want to stick a knife in you.

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People who hate music excited about new Cheryl single

THOUSANDS of people who find actual music too confusing are excited to purchase the new single by Cheryl Cole.

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