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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) Some people believe you can make an ocean out of cocks but that’s just a phallus-sea.

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Older workers to get nostalgia breaks

WORKERS over 45 are to be given daily breaks to lose themselves in vivid recollections of the past.

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