Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) PrrRRcooOo. RRrooOO. CooOO. There, Prince. THAT is what it sounds like when the doves cry.

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New car as generic as you are

A NEW model of car is as unremarkable as your personality, according to its makers.

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