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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV) After being cast as the hero in your first comic book film, you tell interviewers that of course you’re not a fan of the comics because you are an adult who has had sex.

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Keane ‘may return to muttering threateningly at bus stops’

ROY Keane may go back to his previous role muttering threatening remarks at bus stops, it has emerged.

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