Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) On Saturday you will shit out a paper hat, some cheese and pineapple, and a load of bunting. Party pooper.

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'Best of 2014' lists designed to make you feel thick

LISTS of the best cultural things of the year are deliberately composed to make you feel stupid, their creators have admitted.

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