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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC) No word from Channel 5 about your idea for a TV documentary about Canadian MILF fans called The Gerontophile Toronto Files. 

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Football reporting to be limited to upsets

THE media is to cease reporting football results that, like Chelsea beating Hull, are entirely expected by everyone.

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