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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) As a Sagittarius you’re a creature of habit. You spent last weekend and the 468 ones before that getting shitfaced so you probably don’t need me to say what will happen this weekend, do you?

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Britain pins gold medal hopes on relaunch of empire

SEBASTIAN Coe has urged the government to start annexing small defenceless countries to boost Team GB’s medal hopes.

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