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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) Your ‘proactive street-based pharmaceutical venture’ is actually just mugging people for smack money, isn’t it?

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Loyalty card holders ‘must show total loyalty’

ALL loyalty card holders must show complete obedience, supermarkets have announced.

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