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Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) After The Sun got rid of Page 3, you look forward to them getting rid of the other 59.

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Churchill clone actually a bit of an arse

A JURASSIC Park-style clone of Winston Churchill has made Britons realise that the WW2 prime minister may have been an arse.

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