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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) This week your piss will smell like butter. Ghee whizz.

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Hipster trying to start conversation about Africa Cup of Nations

SELF-STYLED African football fan Tom Logan has annoyed work colleagues by repeatedly making references to Equatorial Guinea.

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