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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) Somebody close to you has seemed very distant recently. That’s because they hate you.

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Farage offers to 'vet' every immigrant

UKIP leader Nigel Farage will vet every potential immigrant to Britain, including a full medical.

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