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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) After a tiring day on Thursday, you’re welcomed home by a glass of wine, a foot rub, and dinner in the oven. You live on your own, so it’s a little weird.

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This Morning reluctantly scraps guide to auto-erotic asphyxiation

PHILLIP Schofield has confirmed that This Morning has shelved a segment on increasing sexual excitement by restricting the flow of oxygen to the brain.

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