Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) This week you’ll convince colleagues that Nigel Farage’s book ‘The Purple Revolution’ is about his Vimto sex fetish. Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) They say a good man is hard to find, whereas finding you simply involves following the sophisticated smell of Lynx.

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