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Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR) This week you’ll pledge to people in your constituency that if re-elected you will eat 478 shredded wheat every single day.

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BBC licence to be replaced by Poldark stud fees

THE BBC’s new funding plan is based on hiring out Poldark for breeding purposes.

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