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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) You’ve been given your quarterly targets in work today and as usual, it’s ‘brush your teeth at least twice a week’.

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Turin Shroud back on display with added Nike swoosh

THE Turin Shroud has been updated to reflect that Jesus would have worn mid-priced sportswear if he were alive today.

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