Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) Bad news as you discover you are doomed to wander the earth as UKIP leader until the heat death of the universe.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

England cricket team decides against picking only one who can hit the ball

ENGLAND’S cricket team is refusing to call upon Kevin Pietersen despite his ability to hit the ball.

Checking article access…