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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) This week you learn two things – a ‘screen dump’ is a printout of a computer page and computer monitors are remarkably difficult to clean.

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That’s how teeth are supposed to look, says Britain

BRITAIN’S teeth are imperfect because they have not had lots of weird, expensive shit done to them, it has been confirmed.

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