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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Why not cheer yourself up this weekend by buying jeans 24 sizes too big, standing sideways and taking photos of you looking happy?

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London hedgehogs survive by being bastards

HEDGEHOGS in London have survived by emulating the rude, pushy behaviour of their human counterparts.

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