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Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Getting fake calendars printed up and filming a mock BBC news article will convince your boss there is such a thing as Come To Work Shitfaced Day.

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Parents’ evening fails to establish who is to blame for child

NOBODY is any the wiser as to why 11-year-old Wayne Hayes is a little shit after a parents’ evening at his school.

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