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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) Still no word from the BBC regarding your new version of Fake Or Fortune about breasts.

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Donald Trump thinks his hair and personality are good

BILLIONAIRE Donald Trump is fully satisfied with how his hairstyle and character have turned out.

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