Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) This week you will try to convince workmates that Jazzy B’s full name is Jazzy Bastard.

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Lads’ holiday ruined by refusal to be a twat

A LADS-ONLY holiday to Magaluf has been spoiled by one man’s stubborn refusal to behave like an utter twat.

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