Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) This week you’ll put your money where your mouth is but at some point you’ll have to buy a new wallet.

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Hipster-owned pets ashamed of their idiotic names

PETS owned by hipsters have expressed anger at being given names that are either jokes or knowing cultural references.

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