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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) You’ve set a thief to catch a thief, but they’ve stolen the thief, and the thing they stole, and the book that told you to set a thief to catch a thief.

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Scientists baffled by job that isn't shit

SCIENTISTS are puzzled by a man whose job is both fairly paid and does not fill him with dread every morning.

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