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Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) It is your birthday. Collect £10 from each player.

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Queen wants ‘no fuss’ in case people realise what a massive blag it all is

THE Queen wants her jubilee celebrations kept low-key in case people realise the royal thing is a huge scam.

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