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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) Gazing into your crystal ball, the spiderweb cracks and red stains you see tell you that yes, the police will be able to identify it as the murder weapon. 

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Trump still looking for last two horsemen of apocalypse

FOLLOWING the appointment of Sarah Palin as War, Donald Trump is still looking for an additional two horsemen before he is ready to ride. 

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