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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) You can’t go into too much detail about your debut novel at the moment, as you haven’t thought up an idea for it yet.

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Parents give custody of kids to iPad

AN IPAD has become the legal guardian of two children after their parents could no longer be arsed.

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