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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) This week, you find an enchanted sword which gives you +3 to attack and +5 to defence against magic. So that’ll be useful. 

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Boy wants to be police senior management when he grows up

A FIVE-YEAR-OLD has explained how he wants to be a policeman who sits in a large office coming up with initiatives like ‘crime reduction partnerships’.

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