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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB) Well, that’s Valentine’s out of the way. Now all you have to do is get no Easter eggs and there’s nothing to remind you of how desperately lonely you are until Christmas. 

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Massive sickly drink with shitloads of marshmallows found to contain sugar

THOSE incredibly sickly drinks you like have sugar in them, it has emerged.

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