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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APRIL) Sure, those library sales are a real bargain, but even if it was only 10p it’s hard to say what use you’ll get out of that weird old bloke who reads all the newspapers.

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Girlfriends demand more spots to squeeze

BRITAIN’S girlfriends are demanding that their partners get more spots and then allow them to squeeze them.

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