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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aries (21 MAR-19 APRIL) On Saturday the police don’t accept your explanation that “It’s a private matter” when you’re found at 3am, knee deep in the village pond, inside a duck.

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Man who claims to give 110 per cent actually giving about 40 per cent

A MAN who claims to give more than his actual capacity is actually only giving about a third of it.

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