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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL–20 MAY) Good news as the letter with your work tribunal outcome is delivered tomorrow. The good news being that your postman has stopped stealing your letters.

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Provisional England squad provisionally eliminated from Euro 2016

ROY Hodgson’s 26-man England squad has provisionally lost on penalties to a provisional Spain squad.

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