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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL–20 MAY) Splash out on a massage, restaurant trip, bunch of flowers or massage with happy ending this week. You’ve earned it. 

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Swallows and Amazons originally called Bollocks and Bellends

CLASSIC children’s books have been altered to remove words that were not considered obscene during their era, a publisher has revealed.

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