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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Love isn’t all about flowers, candlelight and expensive gifts. Sometimes it’s about the little things in life like not calling them “Shit-for-brains”.

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Taylor Swift remembers who she was sent back from 2839AD to kill

THE android known as ‘Taylor Swift’ has remembered who she was sent from the future to kill. 

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