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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Gemini is often grouped with Scorpio, Leo and ironically Virgo because you are all signs with stripper names.

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Bjork going to f**k Ronaldo up

ICELANDIC singer Bjork is flying to France to kick Cristiano Ronaldo’s arse, police have confirmed. 

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