Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)Success in the Dragon’s Den as you secure £500,000 worth of investment in your machine that fires snakes at Duncan Bannatyne.

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Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,There are two men at work who appear to want to sex me, but I can’t decide between them. One of them has a great body, sexy hair, and a chiselled jaw, but he works in the canteen and drives a Nissan Micra. The other is balding, has a paunch, and smells of bins. However, he’s an executive, and I am pretty sure he’ll buy me lots of expensive stuff if I let him touch my clacker. How can I decide between the two?Zilla,Cricklewood

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