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Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)Put the fun back into suicide notes by blaming a completely innocent person for your fractured mental state.

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Inventor Unveils All-In-One Portable Tragedy Shrine

A BRITISH inventor has developed an all-in-one council estate tragedy shrine that can be erected within seconds of something ‘sad’ happening.

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