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Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP)The people who say that the best form of revenge is a life well-lived have clearly never pissed through the letterbox of a dole officer who’s turned down your sickness benefit claim.

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Millions To Watch Commonwealth Games To See If Something Collapses

MILLIONS of people who had no intention of watching the Commonwealth Games are now eager to tune in just to see if the stadium collapses.

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