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Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)The bank manager tells you to stop wasting his time when you ask for a loan to start a Zionist search engine called ‘Netan-Yahoo’.

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MI5 Headquarters 'In A Right State'

A FAILURE to recruit female operatives has led to MI5’s offices becoming a complete tip, it emerged last night.

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